👽 UFO Abduction Tee – Now Boarding Earthlings! 🛸
Tired of being just another human? Slip into this out-of-this-world UFO tee and instantly upgrade your Earth status to "Abductee Chic." Whether you're dodging responsibilities or just vibin' with the stars, this oversized cosmic drip has your back—literally.
Printed with a beam-blasting spaceship and mysterious space glyphs (probably a cosmic WiFi password), it says: "I’ve been probed by fashion, and I liked it."
🔭 Fabric Facts:
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240 GSM French Terry cotton (soft enough for aliens, durable enough for crop circles)
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Oversized fit for maximum comfort and snack storage during intergalactic travel
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Black and white design, because colors are so last galaxy
🌌 Warning: May cause spontaneous moonwalks, deep space daydreams, and unexplained coolness.
So go ahead. Beam up your wardrobe. 👾
Fabric: Crafted from 240 GSM, 100% Terry Cotton for unmatched comfort, structure, and breathability."
Fit: Oversized unisex fit designed for every body — relaxed, confident, and easy to wear
Care: Wash inside-out with cold water. Tumble dry low. Flip inside out before ironing.
Exchange & Return: 10 day size exchange available — no questions asked.